Generally speaking, the direction of travel is the major difference. Immigrants are moving to a new place. Emigrants are leaving their current place of residence.

With your generous support, we would be both. We will be emigrating from the USA and immigrating to another country of our choosing (pending acquisition of all necessary legal permits, of course).

By now you should hopefully recognize that most everything here is made up, and our bio is no exception.

Our photo was made with AI and the bio only has a few kernels of truth sprinkled in. We just picked a handful of triggering buzzwords to have fun with it.

But the creators of this page are Democrats, are citizens of the USA, hold a stack of degrees in highly technical and essential fields that most dont understand, love craft beer and avocado toast, and are looking to legally emigrate overseas at some point. This paragraph, and this paragraph alone, is 100% true.

For everything else, make up whatever you like. We don't mind, as long as you contribute!

We do not guarantee anything if you give us money. Contributions are treated like a digital tip jar only.

Once we receive any funds, we are free to do with them however we see fit, including buying avocado toast, having an abortion*, smoking weed**, taking a lavish vacation, converting it to Euro, buying crypto, or just stuffing it in a mattress.

That said, if we magically hit a figure where emigrating would be feasible, we absolutely would consider using the funds for that purpose. We do want to move overseas, after all.

*Just kidding- we have been sterilized. We won't use this money on an abortion. Pinky promise!
**Medical weed is legal in our jurisdiction and is quite good. Toke on.

We have a great life in the US but are frequent travelers and have always wanted to live abroad for a period of time longer than what most tourist visas provide.

Likewise, there are always issues that can be improved on at home, of course, and whenever these are brought up in normal political discourse we are often told "if you don't like it, leave!" to which we would often reply "well, we would if we could."

If you really want us to leave, now is your chance. Sponsor an emigrant today so we all can be winners. This may be the one time where we can all agree on something worthwhile!

Honestly, we don't know. We thrive in new environments, love different cultures, and want to experience the world we live in as best as possible.

Will some things be better? Absolutely. Can others be worse? Of course. But we are fine with that.

And if we leave and find the grass is not always greener, we will tip our hat to you and admit that you were right. But first would need to buy a hat.

Of course not. We have no idea if (of when) we could ever reach our goal. That is before figuring out all the costs, logistics, and legal hurdles of actually moving overseas.

All contributions will be used as we see fit as noted above and may or may not be used for relocating.

For those who make a recurring contribution, you can cancel at any time. But all payments are final- this part isn't a joke. If this is confusing at all, don't send money.

We aren't quite sure how to make this any clearer.

The great thing about our website is that it is not a charity. We are a for-profit entity that engages in good old fashioned American capitalism. You give us money, we provide exactly what was offered in return (which, in case it isn't clear by now, is nothing).

So, unfortunately, no, your contributions are not tax deductible at this time.

But, let's be honest, that's a good thing! If they were, we would essentially be taking a handout on our quest to emigrate, and we don't want to risk being called freeloaders, moochers, or other derogatory names. This money is earned through hard work, grit, determination, and a fair bit of humor that hopefully doesnt go over anyone's heads.

Did we make you laugh? Did we make you angry? We worked hard at trying to bring about an emotional response one way or another as all great art does (and this website didnt code itself!). So contribute today to show your support, or disgust- it's all the same to us!

If you live abroad and want to help an American emigrate, you can absolutely contribute (click here if you're feeling generous). We accept payments from everyone and will do so until we are told otherwise.

Note that we are not selling anything here, and you are only contributing because of the entertainment value you got out of this satire page. (That's it. That's the joke!)

That said, if we were to move to your country, we promise to integrate as best as we can including paying taxes as required, learning your language(s), following local laws and customs, perhaps sharing our journey on social media (TBD), and spending a great deal of money in your local economy.

If this joke site magically blew up and actually received contributions at scale, we would try to figure out how to support others ethically, equitably, and, perhaps most important, legally.

We would be first to take advantage of any funds received, of course, but if the opportunity is there, we would absolutely pay it forward.

But right now we have no formal process in place to do so, if only because we cant imagine actually receiving any payments to begin with. We guarantee no results for anyone, including for ourselves, and do not want to make any promises.

But if you would like to join our mailing list to stay in touch, we will possibly have updates if that ever changes in the future- but don't be surprised if we don't email, either.

Yes! All donations are treated as income and we happily pay all Federal, State, and Local taxes on net proceeds- which right now is about 28% plus another 15% for Medicare and Social Security via self-employment. (Youch!)

We are liberals after all. We follow the law, and that includes paying taxes- even if our effective tax rate is higher than some billionaires these days.

We don't intend to discuss policies set forth by any administration, at home or abroad, other than in a matter-of-fact approach on what immigration laws currently exist for those looking to move.

Our politics are our own. Yours are your own. Having differing opinions is what makes America great. Telling someone to leave because you don't agree with their view isn't the answer, and is the point of this site.

That said, we do encourage everyone to register to vote and vote in every election. The choices you make are your own, even if you don't have the same views as us.

America is best when everyone participates, and we do mean everyone.