If you live abroad and want to help an American emigrate, you can absolutely contribute (click here if you’re feeling generous). We accept payments from everyone and will do so until we are told otherwise.
Note that we are not selling anything here, and you are only contributing because of the entertainment value you got out of this satire page. (That’s it. That’s the joke!)
That said, if we were to move to your country, we promise to integrate as best as we can including paying taxes as required, learning your language(s), following local laws and customs, perhaps sharing our journey on social media (TBD), and spending a great deal of money in your local economy.