By now you should hopefully recognize that most everything here is made up, and our bio is no exception.
Our photo was made with AI and the bio only has a few kernels of truth sprinkled in. We just picked a handful of triggering buzzwords to have fun with it.
But the creators of this page are Democrats, are citizens of the USA, hold a stack of degrees in highly technical and essential fields that most dont understand, love craft beer and avocado toast, and are looking to legally emigrate overseas at some point. This paragraph, and this paragraph alone, is 100% true.
For everything else, make up whatever you like. We don’t mind, as long as you contribute!