We do not guarantee anything if you give us money. Contributions are treated like a digital tip jar only.
Once we receive any funds, we are free to do with them however we see fit, including buying avocado toast, having an abortion*, smoking weed**, taking a lavish vacation, converting it to Euro, buying crypto, or just stuffing it in a mattress.
That said, if we magically hit a figure where emigrating would be feasible, we absolutely would consider using the funds for that purpose. We do want to move overseas, after all.
*Just kidding- we have been sterilized. We won’t use this money on an abortion. Pinky promise!
**Medical weed is legal in our jurisdiction and is quite good. Toke on.