If this joke site magically blew up and actually received contributions at scale, we would try to figure out how to support others ethically, equitably, and, perhaps most important, legally.
We would be first to take advantage of any funds received, of course, but if the opportunity is there, we would absolutely pay it forward.
But right now we have no formal process in place to do so, if only because we cant imagine actually receiving any payments to begin with. We guarantee no results for anyone, including for ourselves, and do not want to make any promises.
But if you would like to join our mailing list to stay in touch, we will possibly have updates if that ever changes in the future- but don’t be surprised if we don’t email, either.